TGIF!!!
Okay...so it’s Friday, I’m busy as hell at work, and I want to keep it light and fun today.
Instead of straining my brain to come up with something clever to write, I figured I’d see where all of YOUR heads are today. So I’ve come up with a few questions to ask to see what the consensus was on some things I have certain opinions on. I want to see if you all think the same way I do, so I’m leaving my answers off…for now.
Since I don’t want to leave anyone out, I’ve come up with a list of questions for both men and women to answer. But if there’s a question you’d like answered by the opposite sex, feel free to ask it!
Women:
1. What are your thoughts on the “Bro-zilian?” You know…men who shave “down there.” Like it? Love it? Hate it? Don’t care?
2. How often do you fake (if ever) an orgasm?
3. Do you keep your own stash of condoms in the crib, or do you make him bring his own every time?
4. Would you rather have a man who was 2 inches shorter than you with a 10 inch penis, or a man who was over 6 feet tall with a 5 inch penis?
5. If you could have sex with any man in the world you wanted - and he’d be down for it - but ONLY if you got a permission slip from your significant other, would you ask for it?
6. What kind of bachelorette party would you like to have – 1) Bonding with the girls with a spa day and then dinner 2) A night out on the town drinking and club hopping 3) Strip joint? If you’re already married…what kind, if any, did you have?
7. Do you have a porn stash and a drawer full of toys?
8. If it were completely safe and painless (and free), would you get breast implants, lipo or any other cosmetic surgery?
9. Which would you respect more – a man who doesn’t work, but is a great stay at home father and is a wonderful husband, or a man who was successful at his career and made well over 6 figures, took care of you and the kids financially, but was always working and never helped you around the house or with the kids?
10. Do you think a man can be bisexual? And if he told you he was, would you date him?
Men:
1. Do you prefer a woman who is waxed, shaved, bare down there? Brazilian? Topiary? Chia Pet?
2. Have you ever had sex with a woman you ACTIVELY disliked?
3. Have you ever measured your penis? Come on now…tell the truth. Extra points if you tell us how long it is ;-)
4. Have you ever faked an orgasm? (and if so, how did you manage to get away with that?)
5. Same question – if you could have sex with any woman in the world you wanted ONLY if you got written permission from your significant other, would you ask for it?
6. If your friends threw you a bachelor party, which would you prefer? 1) A night at a casino or sporting event, followed by bar hopping (no topless bars) 2) A boys bonding weekend in the woods or an island 3) A night in a strip club with lap dances. Same thing - if you’re married already, what kind of party, if any, did you have?
7. Would you rather be with a woman with a striking face and an average body, or a bangin’ body and an average face?
8. If your girlfriend/wife could be good at only one of the following, at which would you want her to be an expert? 1) Oral sex 2) Cooking 3) Sports (yeah right)
9. Which of the following would make you the most uncomfortable? Dating a woman, who, compared to you, is: 1) More sexually experienced 2) A better athlete 3) Smarter 4) More successful in her career 5) Made double your salary
10. Would you be more interested, less interested, or not care if a woman you were interested in dating told you she was bisexual?
Go!
-b
